I Only Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House - Funny Kitchen Wall Decal Vinyl Sticker Removable

Fusion Decals

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The Most Honest Kitchen Relationship!

Not everyone chose the kitchen life - sometimes the kitchen life chose them! This refreshingly honest kitchen wall decal features a simple house silhouette with the truthful confession 'I Only Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House' - because let's face it, some of us would be perfectly happy with just a microwave and takeout menus.

  • Premium Quality: Made from durable vinyl that's built to last
  • Easy Application: Simple peel-and-stick installation on any smooth surface
  • Removable: Clean removal without damaging walls or leaving residue
  • Kitchen Honesty: Perfect for reluctant kitchen owners
  • Non-Cook Pride: Great for those who embrace their cooking limitations

Whether you're decorating your kitchen, dining area, or anywhere you acknowledge your reluctant relationship with cooking, this decal brings that perfect combination of honesty and humor. The kitchen came with the house - cooking skills sold separately!

Vinyl Specifications:

  • Material: Oracal 631 Exhibition Cal
  • Finish: Matte
  • Adhesive: Water-based, removable
  • Thickness: 3-mil PVC
  • Durability: Up to 3 years indoors

Installation & Removal:

Our decals are easy to apply and remove, with no background material to worry about. They are perfect for short-term or long-term use on walls, windows, and other smooth surfaces. For best results, apply the decal to a clean, dry surface. We recommend removing the decal within 3 years to prevent any residue or damage to your wall paint.

Product Features:

  • Non-reflective matte finish for a clean look
  • Removable without damaging walls or leaving residue (within 3 years)
  • Available in various sizes to fit your space
  • Easy to apply - professional installation recommended for larger decals

Disclaimer:
Please note If the decal is left on for longer than 3 years, it may cause paint peeling or leave residue upon removal. Always ensure the surface is suitable for decal application and consider a test application in a less visible area first.

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